Episode Two The Forbidden Women of Epsilon
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30-minute Space Opera, plus 30-minute Soundtrack.

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Hot on the trail of the intergalactic arch-villain Celsius, the Flat Astronauts proceed to their first destination: the Planet Epsilon. This mysterious planet is rumored to be filled with beautiful women -- but any male who has ever dared land there has never returned! Undaunted, the Flat Astronauts take their chances and land the U.S.S. Gourd on Epsilon. Despite their stealthy maneuvering, they soon find themselves captured by beautiful blue Amazonian guards, who bring them to the Everlasting Hall of the Queen Mother, where they are interrogated by Prune Face and thrown in prison.

Luckily, Pruneface's daughter, the lovely Princess Wu, is smitten for our stalwart heroic pilot, Frank Expendible! She defies the law of her planet in order to consummate her love for Frank Expendible. Princess Wu and Frank Expendible escape in the U.S.S. Gourd, and experience the cosmic bliss of Sex in Outer Space. However, bound by duty to the Flat Astronauts, Frank Expendible insists on returning to rescue his fellow Astronauts. The rescue attempt is thwarted, and Frank Expendible is sentenced to death!




  What will happen!? Will the Flat Astronauts escape? Will Frank Expendible and Princess Wu conquer all odds with their enduring love? Oh, yeah, and if no one on the Planet Epsilon has mated in centuries, how do they perpetuate the life cycle of the species? These questions and many, many others are answered in:



The Forbidden Women of Epsilon:
Episode Two of the Celsius Saga