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Hot
on the trail of the intergalactic arch-villain Celsius, the Flat Astronauts
proceed to their first destination: the Planet Epsilon. This mysterious
planet is rumored to be filled with beautiful women -- but any male who
has ever dared land there has never returned! Undaunted, the Flat Astronauts
take their chances and land the U.S.S. Gourd on Epsilon. Despite their stealthy
maneuvering, they soon find themselves captured by beautiful blue Amazonian
guards, who bring them to the Everlasting Hall of the Queen Mother, where
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Luckily, Pruneface's daughter, the lovely Princess Wu, is smitten for our
stalwart heroic pilot, Frank Expendible! She defies the law of her planet
in order to consummate her love for Frank Expendible. Princess Wu and Frank
Expendible escape in the U.S.S. Gourd, and experience the cosmic bliss of
Sex in Outer Space. However, bound by duty to the Flat Astronauts, Frank
Expendible insists on returning to rescue his fellow Astronauts. The rescue
attempt is thwarted, and Frank Expendible is sentenced to death!
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What
will happen!? Will the Flat Astronauts escape? Will Frank Expendible and
Princess Wu conquer all odds with their enduring love? Oh, yeah, and if
no one on the Planet Epsilon has mated in centuries, how do they perpetuate
the life cycle of the species? These questions and many, many others are
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The Forbidden Women of Epsilon:
Episode Two of the Celsius Saga |
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