The Vault

Welcome to The Vault. Herein you shall find audio gems unearthed from the fertile grounds of Flatness. These tracks do not appear anywhere in the Celsius Saga nor Flesh Island.


Quadruple Jaw
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From the opening strains of the cowbell (and it is all about the cowbell, really) the discerning listener will recognize a coded reference to 70's rockers Mountain. In recording "Quadruple Jaw" the Astronauts left a grand legacy for future historians of Flatness -- there are no fewer than 6 alternate takes of this track, just waiting for that proud day when Sony decides to release the Flat boxed set.

Barometric Love
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The eminent General Zzzaxxx commanded, "Gimme something down 'n' dirty!" You want down 'n' dirty? The Flat Astronauts will give you down 'n' dirty!

Furious Colors
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"My neighbors are made out of furious colors." What kind of pie was it anyway?

Van, Corset, Lipstick, Stars
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This is the Flat Astronauts' tribute to Devo, the seminal New Wave group. Van, Corset, Lipstick, Stars: what do these four words make you think of? This is our answer! Vapor Fellow makes a rare return to the guitar on this track. Before the cream sets out too long, you must whip it.

Ideas Are Fixed
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This brief vignette is a duo performance by C.W. Cobalt and special guest Matan Rubenstein, who plays the Yamaha DX7 on this track.

Red Gums, White N Scissors
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Is it the gnawing guitar, the incisive sax, or the perhaps that bit about taking a bite from your shoulder blade that really says (in a Sammy Davis, Jr. voice) "Hey, baby, this is one mouth that you don't want to mess with!"

Creepy Little Shit
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This one speaks for itself!

Oh Halley
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"Oh Halley" is an ode to a very special celestial visitor who comes only once in a lifetime -- unless you're very lucky!

The Dark End of the Room
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Our final offering from The Vault. This track was recorded at the first "Moons of Anguish" session (for the upcoming Episode 6 of the Celsius Saga). Feel CW Cobalt's pain as he intones the refrain in solitude, to be joined by the rest of the Astronauts in a garage-rock epic that ends in triumph, riding the "Comet's Tail"!